VorTex's Top 30 Jokes

Woosh! It's me, VorTex. I'm the official mascot of the Concordia University Texas Tornados.

I've compiled 30 of my favorite jokes, and I want to share them with you. I hope you enjoy them!

What's the tallest building on campus?

The CTX Library, because it has so many stories

I invented a new word…

Plagiarism!

What's a tornado's favorite dessert?

Funnel Cake

Why is Tornado Field always hottest after a baseball game?

All of the fans left.

I bought a thesaurus, but when I opened it, all of the pages were blank.

I had no words to describe how angry I was.

What happens when a tornado gets angry?

It storms off.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What do you call a rooster staring at a salad?

A chicken sees a salad

What did the science book say to the math book?

Wow, you've got problems.

Why did the software developer go broke?

He used up all his cache.

Can students jump higher than Concordia's Dining Hall?

Of course! The Dining Hall can't jump.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

Why did the shark spit out the clownfish?

It tasted funny.

Someone took my laptop with Microsoft Office on it.

I will find you. You have my Word.

I saw my English teacher at the store, trying to decide which pencil to buy.

2B or not 2B?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister

I tried to catch fog yesterday.

I mist.

I was offered a job in a mirror factory.

I can see myself working there.

I entered 10 different puns to win a pun contest.

No pun in ten did.

Do you know why your nose can never be 12 inches long?

Then it would be a foot.

I always keep a jar of peanut butter in my car...

Just in case I get into a traffic jam.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why do professors love whiteboards?

They're remarkable!

I love elevator jokes.

They take humor to a different level.

Why does the Golden-cheeked Warbler (songbird) fly from Central America to Central Texas?

It's much easier than walking there.

Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry, I'm still working on it.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already has millions of degrees.

What starts with an "e," ends with an "e" and has only one letter in it?

An envelope

I would never write with a broken pencil.

It's pointless.